Rod: Mom told us today that she is going away for 36 hours and leaving us!! This guy, Tony, is going to come feed us while she is gone. Tony is weird and always says to us "Hey Cat, Where's it at?" We're not too sure aobut him... but I guess if he feeds us... But we will have to think of something to get back at mom for leaving us for a day and a half. Although, it is better than having to ride in the car!!
Jimmy: I've got a keg of catnip coming in from Jersey for the party... everyone's invited!