Rod: So far we are not too impressed with this Chris guy that Mom is dating. He seems nice enough, but he comes here smelling like DOG. that is not cool. And he takes up all of mom's time. We do not like that. He tries to act like he likes us, but we are suspicious. You can never tell with someone who lives with a DOG.
Jimmy: Mom keeps locking me in the bathroom. Heehee... my evil plans are working. Everything will be in place soon.