Rod: I pooped on the stairs to the litter box... Mom got this new litter box, that is supposed to cut down on the amount of litter i spread around the house, and it has steps. i don't like the new litterbox. so...i pooped on those silly little stairs. that'll teach her!
Jimmy: I don't understand why Rod can't just go in and poop. Who cares about the stairs? Litter is litter. Sometimes I just don't get him. It's quite obvious that I'm the OLDER brother.