Rod: Mom has converted an area of the computer room into a craft area. Jimmy and I are not allowed in this room without supervision. We are not happy about this, since we cannot have unlimited access to the internet. So, I apologise for not writing sooner. Mom has been busy getting ready to go away on a "cruise." Jimmy and I are not sure what this is, but we are worried that we have to spend a week with Grandpa, We like Grandpa. We don't like the car ride required to get to Grandpa. For those of you wondering...my health has been much better since my trip to emergency several weeks ago. I finally have my face healed so I don't have to wear that ridiculous "cone of shame." (Although I do have a ring around my neck where my fur seems to have permanently adopted the shape of the cone.) I have not been puking, thanks to some ultra expensive food that Mom has to buy me.
Jimmy: I am glad my brother is healthy. The whole time he wore that cone I wasn't able to "show my love" to him since his neck was otherwise occupied. Now we're back in a regular routine. We are plotting ways to avoid the trip to Grandpa's though. Rod and I are quite sure that within a couple days we will have finished our "beam me up Scotty" invention so that we can just twitch our whiskers and arrive anywhere we want!